By Noel Vera
Movie Review
Moana
Directed by Ron Clements and John Musker
MOANA, DIRECTED by Ron Clements and John Musker is Disney鈥檚 latest attempt at politically correct culturally sensitive storytelling. The results I鈥檇 say are better than anything the studio has ever done before, which if you know my history regarding all things Disney is saying something.
The filmmakers did research all right, from the look of the outriggers and huts to the beads round necks and tattoos on backs to the carefully woven skirts carefully worn to hide genitals (the actual women of course were topless 鈥 impossible if you want a PG rating, which in an animated movie made for American audiences you probably do). The characters鈥 skins are a uniform dark chocolate brown, the lips thick, the nose broad, the hair consistently curly. I鈥檇 go so far as to say looking at these folks I鈥檇 consider myself not out of place among them (only I can barely carry a tune, much less handle a canoe without drowning).
The story is a quest, a chief鈥檚 young daughter named Moana seeking lost demigod Maui to restore the jewel he stole from island goddess Te Fiti (the last is a fictional creation but Maui 鈥 or a slimmer version at least 鈥 has basis in folklore). Demigod and debutante go forth in their outrigger to encounter various dangers, from Kakamoras (cute coconut-shell pirates sailing gigantic watercraft that looks as if Waterworld and Fury Road had collided in a lagoon) to Tamatoa (basically the biggest Singaporean Chili Crab to ever climb out of a cooking pot 鈥 glows in the dark too).
All good fun. But after all is said and done and the end credits roll, why do you feel as if you鈥檝e just chugged down a gallon of sugar-free soda and were about to vomit?
Maybe it鈥檚 because the movie鈥檚 so relentless: the sky relentlessly blue, the water relentlessly clear; on Moana鈥檚 island the village is so relentlessly tidy-clean and the grass so impeccably manicured you could almost see the tourists with leis draped round their necks standing just out of camera range, taking selfies. A lot of emphasis is put on coconuts and maybe the occasional fish (saw a pig but since he鈥檚 cute he鈥檚 strictly off limits), with no sign or mention of the starches that make up the bulk of their diet (breadfruit, or taro root fermented to make poi). The filmmakers have done meticulous work but it鈥檚 like a dim exchange student learning a new language with Rosetta Stone: they鈥檝e developed a working vocabulary but the accent and rhythms and eloquence of the tongue are beyond them.
Other little details bother you. Moana is led into a hidden cave where she finds the seagoing vessels that carried her people to the island; she jumps into one and sails away (But if they鈥檝e been sitting there for over a decade are they in any condition to sail?). Maui鈥檚 a demigod with a body that looks less than divine 鈥 okay he鈥檚 been stranded on an island for years without his magic hook (but is a castaway diet conducive to obesity?). Niggling stuff but symptomatic of a more general malaise. Moana may be brown-skinned and kinky-haired but she鈥檚 basically your standard-issue Disney princess (鈥淚鈥檓 the daughter of a chief!鈥 she insists) repressed by a standard-issue stay-at-home dad (literally this time; he keeps repeating 鈥渄on鈥檛 go beyond the reef鈥 as if referring to Room 237 in The Shining). Later she鈥檚 admonished by standard-issue free-spirit grandmother who tells her to listen to her inner voices (Schizophrenia much?) and please go beyond the reefs (way to undermine dad, grandma).
If you鈥檝e seen this all before it鈥檚 basically the same template used in The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Tangled, Frozen, etc. etc., the kind of simplistic by-the-numbers storytelling that鈥檚 shriveled Disney movies since Fantasia failed in the box office (and even that film, a collection of shorts, had its successful and less-than-successful bits). It鈥檚 not that Disney movies have been elevated by Polynesian culture as Polynesian culture has been given the standard-issue Disney treatment 鈥 bent over and from behind, belting to the tune of a Broadway-ready power ballad.
The finale (skip the rest of this paragraph if you plan to see the movie) is pretty much a fanfic appropriation of the films of Hayao Miyazaki: a lava monster straight out of the climax of Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind; Te Fiti laying herself down in a gesture that borrows heavily from the climax of Princess Mononoke; seawater 鈥 and sea creatures 鈥 that act and behave as if freshly escaped from a fish tank in Ponyo. But while the animated sequences might knock the socks off those who wouldn鈥檛 know better, others will remember that the Diadarabotchi (inspiration for Te Fiti) gives and takes life; its collapse creates not just life but new life 鈥 fragile sprouts that are barely adequate replacement for the magnificent old-growth trees standing in the forest for thousands of years (in Moana the forest growth is instantly replaced, as if by a killer app). Miyazaki recognizes that change comes at a cost, that something new is produced in exchange for something dying or destroyed; in this movie you can almost hear the filmmakers saying 鈥渨ell it鈥檚 almost a hundred minutes; time to wrap everything up in a happy ending.鈥
Miyazaki privileges not heroism but hard work and commitment and sacrifice; remember that in Spirited Away Sen manages to overcome opposition not through acrobatics or super sailing skills but through steady application of floor brush and soap, and the stubbornness to insist on a job; remember that in Nausicaa the Princess shows her commitment to nonviolence not by use of a sword (the earlier fight was an aberration) but by standing fast. Moana is, I suppose, the perfect picture for a young girl craving for quick-and-easy empowerment fables; for a film that offers subtler pleasures I suggest looking elsewhere.
MTRCB Rating: G
